canadianslut:

people with the same name as me are cute but they need to remember who is in charge

megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

(Source: estpolis)

dlgr:

artmesohard:

Amazing hyper-realistic silicone sculptures made by British Artist Jamie Salmon.

daaang

theangelshaveteslasatncis:

folie-a-killjoy:

eli-manning:

gurry:

Aren’t we all internet explorers?

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do you mean we all run slow and people don’t like us?

thats exactly what we are

“‘Cause don’t forget who’s taking you home and in whose arms you’re gonna be, so darlin’, save the last dance for me”

(Source: simonmunro)

prettypussyprincess:

buttcheekpalmkang:

dapierco:

ebbaliciousz:

Dropped.

She fell back like she seen the messiah

She fell like she forgot to pray for the fifth time that day.

she patched ha ass lmaooo

prettypussyprincess:

buttcheekpalmkang:

dapierco:

ebbaliciousz:

Dropped.

She fell back like she seen the messiah

She fell like she forgot to pray for the fifth time that day.

she patched ha ass lmaooo

(Source: madeupmonkeyshit)

illest:

Ladies, if you think your man is cheating. Take him to that bitches front door and see if his wifi connects.

thisisradioactive:

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

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